Attn: Users of Super Duper Media 4000

Due to a critical bug, some users may notice that our software occasionally opens up a wormhole that dumps the user into the vacuum of space. This bug only affects an estimated 3% - 5% of users, and should be considered low-risk. A software patch is expected, but no formal announcement has yet been made.

Some recommended workarounds include:

• Low expectations
• Always wearing a suit designed for deep-space travel
• An open mind about death and a preparedness for sudden, terrifying shock
• Ctrl + Alt + Del + Rapid Decompression
• Not using our software

We apologize for any inconvenience that this has caused. As always, our number one priority is the customer, and we value your business.

-SDM 4000