Due to unforeseen temporal disturbances in the network, several users are encountering an issue in which all incoming email is sent five minutes into the past. Unfortunately, due to quantum theory, all of this has already happened, and nothing can be done at this time, until it has already happened in five minutes.
In fact, Stan from Receivable Accounting has already received confirmation of resolution of this issue, sent from five minutes in the future. If you do not receive confirmation of the problem, it is most likely because of a paradoxical situation in which the problem has never occurred.
In the event of future temporal email issues, please try to retain any important emails from the future, as they may be required to save the human race in the event of robot uprising.
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